Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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