Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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