Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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