Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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