this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
