I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
where are my eyebrows?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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