My brain says no but my pants say off.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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