i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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