How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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