you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
do herpes really smell.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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