it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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