Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
