But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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