its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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