I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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