You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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