Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
