He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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