so explain again why im purple
no
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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