I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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