Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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