Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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