Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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