I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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