Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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