Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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