I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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