Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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