She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I need to sanitize my soul.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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