I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I looked at my own cervix.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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