yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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