There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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