Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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