Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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