We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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