His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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