he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
