So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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