Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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