I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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