I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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