whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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