walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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