Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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