I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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