you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
