i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I believe in your delicious
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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