no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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