I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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