Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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