Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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