Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Pooping to opera.
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