Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
