how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
